Jerkhampton Family Fest 2023
MUSIC & BANDS
The 2023 Jerkhampton Family Fest is excited to announce the following bands and musicians.
FRIDAY
Janet Batch
Honey Jar Habit
The Knee Jerks
The Flanks
SATURDAY
Fall Creek Brass Band
Ooblek
Next to Kin
Rain Dogs
APPEARING ALL WEEKEND
The Jerkhampton Family Band
Help us defer festival costs by donating to the festival!
FOOD
Breakfast
Lunch
Deli sandwiches
Dinner
Pizza and Salad
And....an Ice Cream Truck!
Bring your cash, yo
KIDS STUFF
UNCLE NICKY'S BOUNCY HOUSE!
Will not be available this year due to inflation.
CLARENCE THE CLOWN!
Was originally supposed to be in attendance, with all of his balloon-blowing and related shenanigans, but has since been detained by the authorities for clowning without a license.
LEGENDARY KIDS' GROUP THE WIGLETS!
Are in town, but regret to inform us that they will not be performing for your children.
THE ROSS PARK MOBILE PETTING ZOO!
Would have been a great idea, but we couldn't get our shit together. Sorry.
THE FIRST ANNUAL JERKHAMPTON SCAVENGER HUNT!
Will happen if you make all of the clues, hide them, and organize the whole thing.
But We WILL Have...
....a trampoline, Kids Karaoke with Uncle Brian, face painting, a pond, and probably a bunch of lawn darts.