Jerkhampton Family Fest 2023
MUSIC & BANDS
The 2022 Jerkhampton Family Fest is excited to announce the following bands and musicians.
Bill and Ben, The Jesse Collins Quintet
Fall Creek Brass Band
Danny Mulligan, Exuberant Parade
APPEARING ALL WEEKEND
The Jerkhampton Family Band
Breakfast Burritos for the set-up crew!
Continental breakfast, including Kerry's famous Scones!
Binghamton's famous Spiedes, hot dogs, chips
Turkey in a Trashcan with alllllll the fixin's
Go home! Why are you still here?
And....an Ice Cream Truck!
Bring your cash, yo
UNCLE NICKY'S BOUNCY HOUSE!
Will not be available this year due to inflation.
CLARENCE THE CLOWN!
Was originally supposed to be in attendance, with all of his balloon-blowing and related shenanigans, but has since been detained by the authorities for clowning without a license.
LEGENDARY KIDS' GROUP THE WIGLETS!
Are in town, but regret to inform us that they will not be performing for your children.
THE ROSS PARK MOBILE PETTING ZOO!
Would have been a great idea, but we couldn't get our shit together. Sorry.
THE FIRST ANNUAL JERKHAMPTON SCAVENGER HUNT!
Will happen if you make all of the clues, hide them, and organize the whole thing.
But We WILL Have...
....a trampoline, Kids Karaoke with Uncle Brian, face painting, a pond, and probably a bunch of lawn darts.