Jerkhampton Family Fest 2023

MUSIC & BANDS

The 2023 Jerkhampton Family Fest is excited to announce the following bands and musicians.

FRIDAY

Janet Batch

Honey Jar Habit

The Knee Jerks

The Flanks


SATURDAY

Fall Creek Brass Band

Ooblek

Next to Kin

Rain Dogs


APPEARING ALL WEEKEND

The Jerkhampton Family Band

Help us defer festival costs by donating to the festival!

FOOD

  • It's All About Friday

  • It's All About Saturday

  • It's All About Sunday

Breakfast

Continental Breakfast featuring Kerry's now famous Scones!

Lunch

Deli sandwiches

Dinner

Pizza and Salad

And....an Ice Cream Truck!

Bring your cash, yo

KIDS STUFF

UNCLE NICKY'S BOUNCY HOUSE!

Will not be available this year due to inflation. 

CLARENCE THE CLOWN!

Was originally supposed to be in attendance, with all of his balloon-blowing and related shenanigans, but has since been detained by the authorities for clowning without a license. 

LEGENDARY KIDS' GROUP THE WIGLETS!

Are in town, but regret to inform us that they will not be performing for your children. 

THE ROSS PARK MOBILE PETTING ZOO!

Would have been a great idea, but we couldn't get our shit together. Sorry. 

THE FIRST ANNUAL JERKHAMPTON SCAVENGER HUNT!

Will happen if you make all of the clues, hide them, and organize the whole thing. 

But We WILL Have...

....a trampoline, Kids Karaoke with Uncle Brian, face painting, a pond, and probably a bunch of lawn darts.