Jerkhampton Family Fest 2024
MUSIC & BANDS
The 2024 Jerkhampton Family Fest is excited to announce the following bands and musicians.
FRIDAY
The Jerkhampton Family Band
The Bro Bros
Honey Jar Habit
Oarlock
SATURDAY
Fall Creek Brass Band
The Flanks
The Less Traveled
The Don Lonnie Trust
Mandy Goldman
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FOOD
Breakfast
Lunch
Deli sandwiches
Dinner
Pizza and Salad
KIDS STUFF
UNCLE NICKY'S BOUNCY HOUSE!
Will not be available this year due to inflation.
CLARENCE THE CLOWN!
Was originally supposed to be in attendance, with all of his balloon-blowing and related shenanigans, but has since been detained by the authorities for clowning without a license.
LEGENDARY KIDS' GROUP THE WIGLETS!
Are in town, but regret to inform us that they will not be performing for your children.
THE ROSS PARK MOBILE PETTING ZOO!
Would have been a great idea, but we couldn't get our shit together. Sorry.
THE FIRST ANNUAL JERKHAMPTON SCAVENGER HUNT!
Will happen if you make all of the clues, hide them, and organize the whole thing.
But We WILL Have...
....a trampoline, Kids Karaoke with Uncle Brian, face painting, a pond, and probably a bunch of lawn darts.