Jerkhampton Family Fest 2025
Music & BANDS
The 2025 Jerkhampton Family Fest is excited to announce the following bands and musicians.
FRIDAY
4:00 The Jerkhampton Family Band
7:00 Blue Hots
9:00 Femi and the Foundation
11:00 Open Night Light (Stage 2)
SATURDAY
1:30 Open Mic
3:30 Americanahatanada
4:00 Nicole Reynolds
7:30 Kid Bess & the Magic Ring
9:30 Heavy Bone Zydeco
11:00 Open Micless Fire Light Night (Stage 2)
FOOD
Breakfast
Lunch
Deli sandwiches
Dinner
Pizza and Salad
KIDS STUFF
UNCLE NICKY'S BOUNCY HOUSE!
Will not be available this year due to inflation.
CLARENCE THE CLOWN!
Was originally supposed to be in attendance, with all of his balloon-blowing and related shenanigans, but has since been detained by the authorities for clowning without a license.
LEGENDARY KIDS' GROUP THE WIGLETS!
Are in town, but regret to inform us that they will not be performing for your children.
THE ROSS PARK MOBILE PETTING ZOO!
Would have been a great idea, but we couldn't get our shit together. Sorry.
THE FIRST ANNUAL JERKHAMPTON SCAVENGER HUNT!
Will happen if you make all of the clues, hide them, and organize the whole thing.
But We WILL Have...
....a trampoline, Kids Karaoke with Uncle Brian, face painting, a pond, and probably a bunch of lawn darts.