Jerkhampton Family Fest 2026
Music & BANDS
The 2026 Jerkhampton Family Fest is excited to announce the following musical acts this year:
FRIDAY
4:30* The Jerkhampton Family Band
5:00 Big Momma and the Collective
7:30 Oarlock
9:30 Heavy Bone & The Good Time Zydeco Band
11:00 Open Micless Fire Light Night (Stage 2)
SATURDAY
1:30 Old Time Jam w/ the Bloody Sea Men
(Click here for the tunes if you wanna join! in on fiddle, banjo, guitar, or whatever!)
3:30 Americanahatanada
6:00 The Flanks
7:30 Kid Bess & the Magic Ring
9:00 New Planets
10:30 DJ/Live Karaoke/Dance Party
11:00 Open Micless Fire Light Night (Stage 2)
*Note: all start times are in JST, aka Jerkhampton Start Time.
We do our best to keep things running smoothly, but since this festival is being run by a bunch of middle aged hippy volunteers, your flexibility is appreciated.
FOOD
Breakfast
Lunch
Deli sandwiches with allllllll the fixings.
Dinner
Pizza and Salad
KIDS STUFF
GLO PARTY!
Bring your white tee on Saturday night and let's get weird for our GLO PARTY!
Plus, stay tuned for these amazing events!
THE THIRD ANNUAL JERKHAMPTON GO-KART Race!
Would be happening if we had had the first two, and gas prices weren't so high.
PETE'S PUMPKIN CARVING STATION!
Is a great idea if this was frigging Halloween! Get with it, Bub.
UNCLE NICKY'S BOUNCY HOUSE!
Will not be available this year due to inflation.
MARTY THE MIME!
Was slated to perform for the kids but we could not reach a verbal agreement on his fee.
FUN WITH THE PHILISTINES
Could happen if you are super-religious, and would like to act out parables on Sunday morning.
ROAD KILL BINGO
Is slated to happen on Saturday evening provided all of the materials are procured.
KIDS BEER PONG
Is happening on Friday night, provided participants a) are over 8 years old; and b) have a fake ID.
Plus, you can count on...
....a trampoline, Kids Karaoke with Uncle Brian, face painting, a pond, and probably a bunch of lawn darts.